I was just watching reruns of the Sopranos and The Wire. Isn’t it amazing how football has learned lessons from both?
They each had a decoy location to throw the Feds off. The place where the real business was carried
out. A funeral home, an old people’s home or Satriale’s Pork Store – they all
provided subterfuge.
A funeral home is too impractical as, to be fair, the casual
caller is harder to justify. Mind you
the kind of stiffs in the grey IFA suits from the IFA Council wouldn’t look out
of place there either in the boxes or not!
Why not open a trophy business? It’s the perfect place for people from all
sports, including football clubs of course, to come and have a good browse. Plausible deniability.
What better way for the officials of the Divisional
Associations, the Irish FA and lots of wee men from wee clubs to come and have
a browse. There might not be much product
on show and the range could change little. A seemingly inoffensive wee man with
a smug grin could be on hand to offer sound advice. Some of it could even relate to trophies!
The front would be so effective that few could guess or even
imagine that this might be where the real IFA business was done. Forget Windsor Avenue, the trophy shop would be
the real powerhouse in local football.
All the strategy could be plotted through it.
There could be a long procession of personalities with
medals to be inscribed and trophies to be procured. Trophies fit for kings from a kingmaker could
be offered. Many could choose not even
to continue to keep up the charade and simply wrap their little packages of
information in pleasantries and depart well stroked and with the promise of
future office, longer terms or trips away.
The wee man could collate the info, could compare, could confide
So there you have it folks, if you want to be a top man in
the governing body. Open a trophy
business and invite everyone over to browse.
You’ll be disappointed that there’s no Tony Soprano on view but the shop
has no less urbane charm than Satriale’s and a wire tap like thee ones in the
Wire would certainly yield some interesting chats.
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