You couldn’t make it up. Cost your business almost half a million when the General Secretary is stood down. Cost your business a further half a million to sack the CEO. Government asks for your head on a plate. Reluctantly, eventually, and, with little by way of the Conal McDevitt integrity, you exit stage right in silence.
Fast
forward to 2011. Government request an
independent review and article changes reform the Irish FA. They deliver:
- No more Board places based on which part of the game you represent.
- An independent as chair of the Board
- Timescales set to limit how long a person can be on the Board or President
- Get rid of the Treasurer post which is a paper tiger
- No more Senior Clubs Vice President
- And many more reforms…
A
race for the Vice Presidency ensues. The
feared County Antrim FA pack puts forward two candidates. The old dog Terry Pateman and the kingmaker Terrier
Martin. The seniors put in Linfield’s
finest – Jack Grundy. Martin fails the
competency as assessed by an independent commission. The County Antrim FA crown the old dog to
warm the bed in the shed leaving Jack to lick his wounds and dream of the new
Windsor Kennel.
Fast
forward again to 2013. The Terrier has
failed another independent panel. His
loyal pack cries foul again. The Terrier’s
bowl was spiked (not once, not twice but three times). Honest Jim Shaw is snarled at by the fiercest
dogs that County Antrim can unmuzzle.
The
IFA Council decide that new articles are needed. A group is formed. Blue Jack and
Failed Davy are reunited with
common purpose. Add one President and
some Ballymena, North West
and Mid Ulster hounds. Allow the Board Chair to tag along to cuckold
Honest Jim.
Take
seven months, twist into it a few ‘consultations’, add some partisan led
choreography so that the pups all know which hoops to go through. Lodge the ‘new’ article changes by the County
Antrim FA. Gently warm at gas mark 7 for
four weeks to flush out any opposition. Terrier
Martin takes to the floor at the IFA AGM in June barking out his bidding to
Bobbie, Freddie, Merv and Rob who are all freshly groomed in their fine County
Antrim collars and, hey presto, you’ve
cooked up a tasty set of articles.
Garnish
with a little of the Martin smug grin, sit back, savour and then munch with some
Amateur League accompaniments for extra flavour.
What
have you got?
- An extra year for the Chairman so he can hold tight to the reins
- Two Deputy President Posts – one must be senior and one must be from the rest of the game.
- No more competency required.
- The meat of the Governance review has been devoured and the bones of the old regime are showing through the carcass.
Mix
the end result with DCAL’s millions and watch the dish curdle a tad.
Depose
one Pateman. Frighten the other packs
with loud barking and scenting the corners of Windsor Avenue fully.
No
opposition. No votes. Only two dogs
emerge. One from the senior game – Blue Jack – no-one really likes him but,
bless the old spaniel, he keeps rubbing against your legs and polishing your
brogues with his long tongue. One Deputy
President from the rest – The Terrier.
Not even the youngest fiercest dogs dare utter more than a whimper.
Leak
the ‘new’ articles and the ‘election’ to DCAL and watch the edges of the tasty
dish of stadium millions curl up at the edges.
Watch the cost of the ingredients increase sharply with the threat of
the withdrawal of the final Windsor
bowl.
Shake
with a whiff of protest and quosh that with some Windsor Avenue fairy dust left over from
the ghost of Boyce’s past.
Or,
put more simply, just how is that Martin is still there?
He
wrote, consulted, lodged and presented his own articles which allowed him to come
to power without competence. Each of the
members of the Articles Group had the promise of pieces of silver in it for
them. They/he made sure there were no
other candidates and no vote required.
He’s elected by acclamation.
Surely
the gappy toothed Irish Wolfhound in DCAL will take the Bowl away? She may not mention the Terrier by name but
frankly we all know that dog Davy don’t hunt any more in governance terms.
In
summary:
- DM fails three times
- A group chaired by the President cuckolded by the Board Chair carves up a new set of articles
- Competency is removed
- DM presents the article changes from the County Antrim FA
- There are less than 20 votes against the articles at the Annual General Meeting
- Pateman is forced into resignation
- DM runs unopposed
Council
‘elected’ DM unanimously. That includes
all parts of the game – junior, senior, intermediate, ladies, boys, supporters
club, schools and referee. The Board
does not have the power to remove him but what exactly are they doing to deal
with the situation? What exactly are
they doing to keep the money?
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